This is undoubtedly my most successful troll of the year
"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
#oh my god
#Hello yes me
The Black Heron (Egretta ardesiaca) employs a unique hunting method called canopy feeding. The Black Heron fans its wings in an umbrella over the surface of the water, and the shade this creates attracts fish.
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"I am figuring out which parts of my personality are mine
and which ones I created to please you."